Fabio Capello should be sacked

Funny story written by Jimbo123

Friday, 18 June 2010

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"Rednapp rocks - from my manor in all"

Emergency talks are being arranged to discuss the wisdom of continually hiring managers from overseas.

The quality of players is not in question. Wayne Rooney is undoubtedly world class with a value of at least £50m - which would be higher if he was better looking.

Many others are worth easily £20m on the open market which puts the spotlight firmly on Capello.

One supporter said - "Based on tonight's performance we're ranked somewhere in between Australia and New Zealand - but I don't even want to think about that. What the f*** is Capello doing?"

If England somehow win the match, it is rumoured that plain speaking Harry Rednapp will be shoe-horned in to get England beyond the embarrassing group stages and into at least the quarter finals where the inventors of football should rightfully be - not pissing around with Algerians.

Many pundits secretly know Argentina is the best team - even with a lunatic manager - but will England even get the chance to put the 'hand of god' travesty to rights? 1986 was just a sparkle in Messi's milkman's eye - even if he was a good dribbler.

One phrase the FA needs to get used to.... "Acquiescence DENIED!" - at least foreigners won't understand it. All team Rednapp need to know is "Welcome aboard!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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