Birmingham Muslims ban CCTV because "The Great One" feels he's being spied upon!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 17 June 2010

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If only Jesus could see Birmingham now, he ressurect himself!

Certain areas of Birmingham, UK, with majorities of Muslim inhabitants, have decided to ban CCTV cameras because they feel it is an infringement on their privacy and "The Great One" doesn't want to be spied on!

Now as we know Birmingham is actually situated in Great Britain and not Saudi Arabia, Iran, Pakistan or any other Muslim country.

GB is also regarded as a "Christian" based country with "Christian" traditions and culture but obviously not anymore.

Muslims living in these areas obviously believe it is their divine right to have the CCTV cameras removed because most other major towns have them, but they don't have as many Muslims living in those areas, hence, "get rid of those f*****g infidelic, spying machines, we are the special one's and you lot don't belong here"!

Obviously "The Great One" is behind these idealogies and has given the following message to his flock of goats and Burka clad modern day slaves;

"I 'The Great One' will not be spied upon and have the divine right to tell the Birmingham Council to stuff their CCTV's otherwise I will unleash the fury of my Apocalyptical Islamic warriors on the 'Brummy' Infidels and destroy them!"

Birmingham City counsellors were last seen running for the Welsh Mountains waving signs reading "the end is nigh"!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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