The One Show has become The None Show - Furious presenters have reacted with anger to the news that Chris Evans will present the Friday version of The One Show.
Adrian Chiles has quit.
"I've had dealings with him before and he is so good at stealing success" said a morose Chiles,"that's all the thanks I get for making a no show, a big must see show"
"It beggars belief that the show is being changed" he moaned, "me and Christine had a good thing going there, then in walks that ginger bastard"
Evans has had a mercurial past, one day hero, next day zero and it remains to be seen if this move will be another triumph. Evans ousted Wogan from his show and is moving in on all the best rated shows.
It is thought, but cannot be confirmed that Evans is extremely jealous of the publicity attracted by The One Show presenters. They have pushed him off the gossip pages and he wants to retain his rightful place as a rude and obnoxious plonker.
