Tony B Liar the worlds biggest liar,war criminal and all round unscrupulous evil bastard turned up yesterday looking more orange than the Orange Tango man in the television adverts.
He was trying to drum up support for Labour for the election but most people no longer take him seriously and have dismissed his attempts to influence people in the election.
Incredibly this bastard has earned a £20 million fortune since quitting as Prime Minister in 2007 despite being responsible for the deaths of millions of people.
Just to prove that the world is totally mad, at the same time as Blair gets £250,000 for his shit speeches, a shopkeeper was fined a £1000 for selling a fourteen year old a goldfish.
