London - (Gotcha, Bastards!): A red alert has gone out among Royal Parks Police this week after covert CCTV caught the US envoy in an act of gross urination upon Her Majesty's private waters.
Louis Susman, Barack Obama's top pick for ambassador to London - has been videoed taking a leak into the Regent's Park wildfowl pond right in the middle of the nesting season.
Susman was also seen taking a stroll along the park's Inner Circle where he drooled with envy at the fine palladian erections so beguilingly out of reach to this Chicago mobster's London bagman.
"We got him wiretapping the object of his envy," Parks police Sgt Nick Flasher told reports today.
"Susman is a major league crook whose presence at Winfield House is besmirching whatever shreds exist of The Special Relationship."
The ambassadorial residency's security lodge apparently is the HQ of the Special Branch's bugging of their CIA counterparts which has been charged by Barack Obama with whitewashing over a massive corruption scam involving the sale of the US embassy building in Grosvenor Square.
"Susman is the secret Mr Ten Percent," the Parks officer added helpfully.
"This could bring down the entire Obama administration!"
