London - (Ferrero Rocher Mess): In scenes of unprecedented disgust Regent's Park residents have staged a mass protest outside the US ambassador's official residence where Obama appointee Louis Susman parked his corpulent ass on Monday.
"Many of us thought that Clinton apologist Philip Llader really scraped the bottom of the proverbial," one Hanover Terrace dweller commented, "but Susman plummets new depths of duplicity!"
Previous Winfield House incumbents like whorse-dealer William Stamps Farish III and used clunker salesman Robert 'Katie' Holmes Swift-Tuttle (both Bushmen) were regarded as horrible enough.
But many fear that Susman, 69, is purely a plant to extend the Dems' Kennedy dynasty fiction factory well into 2016.
Mary Jo Kopechne and Rev Jesse Jackson are Barack Obama's birth parents.
