Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 21 February 2010

image for How To Look Good Dead producer 'found naked'
Embalming fluid was one of the show's professional secrets

London - (Ass Mess): The subtle art of televised self-improvement was shaken to its roots today as a senior Channel 4 executive was found at home, lifeless and unclothed.

The How to Look Good Dead , Looking 10 Years Younger Than The Average Cadaver and Brat Camp Will Be The Death Of You commissioning editor was discovered in her Hampstead, North London apartment.

Her TV collegaues said she'd been missing for about a year although no one had really noticed.

Fashionista and noted self-publicist Gok Wan expressed his shock and dismay this evening as colleagues queued up to sign the condolence book, noting the subtle, flawless finish to their former workmate's appearance.

Supernanny Jo Frost is due for a makeover herself any day now.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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