Jedward the two strange creatures who appeared in the X factor are to appear in a remake of the film Alice in Wonderland. They are apparently going to play Tweedledum and Tweedledee singing the Walrus and the Carpenter.
Gordon Brown is to play the Mad Hatter and Alastair Dullthing is to play the white rabbit lets hope he is not late for a very important date.
The Movie will also introduce a new actress playing Alice in Wonderland. The part will be given to an actress simply known as Alice D.
Tony Blair is to play the Cheshire Cat. With a grin like that, what else could he play?!
