Chancellor Alistair Dullthing has been described as the most dull boring guy who ever became Chancellor of the Exchequer with the exception of Gordon Brown the most boring dull guy who ever walked the face of the earth.
Chancellor Dullthing is looking for ways to improve his image including using grecian 2000 on his grey hair to make it as dull and boring as his eye brows or joining Al Gore on lectures in freezing countries trying to persuade people of the unproven theory of Global Warming.
We could send him to the most dangerous area of Hell Man province in Afghanistan together with Gordon Brown they would be Dull and Duller.
