Satanic Slutz prank was a right laugh says Russell Brand

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Saturday, 14 November 2009

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Brand needed a complete makeover after the Szatanic Sluts shagging last year

London - (Monster Munch): One year on after being outed in the shagging of Andrew Sachs's granddaughter Georgina 'Satanic Slutz' Baillie and Russell Brand is unrepentant.

"Would I have humped her if he wasn't her grandpa?" Brand mused before today.

"Damned right I would! That's one hot ass on the young lady!

"Mighta handled it different, like.... Maybe called Andrew on his mobile and not the goddam house ansaphone.

"Virgin Voicemail? This is Russell. Just to let you know Georgina's hymen was missing from the affray! Hahaha."

Brand caused uproar in the Sachs family with his recorded message.

"Grandma Sachs didn't even know young Georgina was a Satanic Slut, canyabelieveit???"

Jonathan Woss is 69.

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