Football hooliganism rears it's lovely head, especially when the Milwall Firm wants some BOVVVER!

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Friday, 28 August 2009

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Millwall "Hoolie" kicking the crap out of anything or any player that gets in his way, "AGGRO BOVVER" !!!

The British authorities thought they had Hooliganism under control, well think again Mother F*ckers, the boys are back in town, big time!

Attempting to obliterate Hooliganism in the UK is roughly the same as cutting off Medusa's heads, wiping out the Taliban, finding Bin Laden, stopping terrorist gangs infiltrating Iraq and stopping the recession!

Millwall "Hoolies" have the best and most feared "Firm" on the planet and any attempt to flex their muscles, especially against local rivals, arch enemy West Ham, they take it with impunity and kick the shit out of em!

Global "Hoolie Firms" beware, if you might think UK hooligans have gone "Pussy" think again!

Police involved in the "aggro" were shocked at the levels of violence, Chief Inspector Jonathan Softice at his press conference said:

"We the police will not tolerate this type of street violence, but must admit Millwall Hooligans are pretty violent, in fact my officers pissed themselves whilst fleeing to the West Ham ranks, cowardice bastards, I was leading them!"

Ace Millwall Hooligan better known as "The Isle of Dogs Beast, Pitbull Ernie" also gave the press the following statement, "If de world fink dat Millwall Hoolies are fucking dead, fink again like, we are back, we fucking rule and to all of dose uvver wannabee Hoolies, DEATH MUVVER FUCKERS!!"

10 "Old Bill" and their dogs tried to restrain The Beast, he punched their lights out, kicked the dogs in the goolies and legged it down the Old Kent Road back to the "Isle of Dogs" woof, woof!

Real Madrid had agreed a "friendly" game at Millwall but instead have decided to play the womens national team of Moldavia for security reasons and fear of Ronaldo's BALLS "Spic Pussies!!!"

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