Duchess of York opens her big mouth instead of opening her legs as usual!

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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

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Royal parasites love throwing stones in their own posh glass palaces, especially the useless one's!

The Duchess of York has, in a ITV documentary, told a council estate in Manchester called Northern Moore that she thinks they're a lawless, thieving, prostituting, junkie, knife/gun - wielding bunch of gang ridden scum!

Residents in the community are amazed at this outburst and have told the Dutchess to firmly F**K OFF!! back to her luxury, shagging lifestyle and palaces!

The Dutchess well known for her open leg escapades, dick-sucking mutli-millionaires in public, parasiting off of tax-payers money, bankruptcy after living the life style of Paris Hilton, is as far as the residents of Northern Moore are concerned, nothing more than a "rich, bitch slut" and should keep her royal-blue nose out of their business, thank you very much Ma'Lady!!

The do - goody Dutchess responded, "how people can live in such debauched conditions amazes me, Darling, I really believe it's time for action, I'm f*****g back off to Prince Andy for a cuppa (no sex with him!), then I'm meeting one of my multi-millionaire quickies for hot steamy sex in the penthouse suite of the Savoy and then back to the palace for a quiet snooze, then dinner with another horny Yank who loves shagging Royals!!"

"They can f**k this documentary making lark amongst the scum, I'll just ask for a 6 figure fee for opening my pussy to bald-headed, horny, US millionaires, much easier work!!"

As for the residents of Northern Moore Estate and the rest of "normal" people in the UK, they all heartily f*****g agree!!!

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