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Tuesday, 28 July 2009

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Biggs will be hooked up to the NHS's waterboarding drip for the duration

HMP Belmarsh - (GBH Mess): Great Train robber Ronnie Biggs is being given the works at the Royal Freak Hospital's swine flu unit after being admitted for complications to his offshore bank account pin numbers.

Prison governor Dave Screwback told Justice Ministry officials last week that the absconding old lag could benefit from being put on the same sort of NHS waterboarding drip that the CIA successfully used on Khalid Shaikh Mohammed.

Biggs, 99, has never said "sorry" for the multi-billion bullion job nor for his successful escape from Wormwood Scrubs.

His lawyer ssaid today: "F**k off ya tabloid twats, WTF ya think ya starin at anyway..."

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