In a complete turnaround of last week's news when former New Avengers star Joanna Lumley secured a deal for the Gurkhas to reside in this country, the Absolutely Fabulous star has now petitioned Prime Minister Gordon Brown to have them expelled from Britain, after she was turned down for sex by a highly-decorated officer.
Lumley, 101, fought fearlessly and Gurkha-like for the Gurkhas, who are only little, and managed to embarrass and shame the government into doing what she said, but the Spoof can now report that 'Patsy' was involved in 'an incident' which has given her a completely different perspective on the nifty little fighting machines from Nepal.
Having won her battle, Lumley invited Captain Norodon Pashmar 'out for a drink', but when she was later refused entry to the soldier's flat, a flashpoint occured, and lipstick became smeared all over her ancient mug.
Instead of going home, an incensed Patsy hailed a cab and went directly to Downing Street, where, in a scene reminiscent of Absolutely Fabulous, she slept in the doorway of no.10 whilst waiting for the PM to arrive at work the next morning.
When Mr Brown arrived, he was diverted to a back entrance, and was advised by an aide that:
"The posh-talking Gurkha-shafter is at the front door."
The Gurkhas are REAL good at 'war stuff'.
