Ray Santilli High Court bid for Jade autopsy

Funny story written by queen mudder

Sunday, 22 March 2009

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Something 'alien' about the former celeb z-lister

London - (Crazy Alien Ass Mess): Wacky ufologist Ray Santilli is seeking a High Court judicial review about the right to perform a live television postmortem on deceased reality tv contestant Jade Goody who passed away this morning.

The veteran extraterrestrial spoofer believes a high level UK government cover-up could be hiding 'something alien' about the one time celeb z-lister.

Santilli's last two celebrity alien TV autopsy bids failed miserably after a public outcry that both Princess Diana and former US stripper Anna Nicole Smith were merely 'freaks' and not aliens.

This evening fabled PR guru Max Cliff-Hanger offered Santilli a future 'first refusal' on Cherie Blair, the Duchess of Cornwall and JK Rowling.

"Nah, thanks all the same," Santilli muttered.

"Wouldn't touch any of them slags with an extraterrestrial bargepole, mate."

Quite.

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