A man who hid in his ex- girlfriend's shed for ten days, before emerging, raping, and threatening to kill her was told by a High Court Judge yesterday that "hiding in sheds, drilling observation holes in the walls, and terrorising your ex-girlfriend is just not good form."
Judge Eric Inactive told the accused that there have been too many cases of spurned spouses hiding in sheds with drills to drill spy holes.
His Honour went on to say that he had presided over cases where rejected men had hid in kitchen cupboards, built secret 'dens' in gardens, lurked in lofts, and slunk about in cellars.
He described such behaviour as : "despicable."
Not as despicable, this Spoof reporter told him, as that bloke who hid out up his ex-girlfriend's arse for a month.
Without being detected.
That plainly should have been self explanatory.
More when this reporter gets his head out of his own arse.
