Lady Gag-gag Admits She Choked Her Way to the Top

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

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Lady Gag- Gag made many a mogul Thiiis Biiiig!

British culture's newest latest star does not fret and strut her brief time upon the boards of the old Vic. She does not even grace the cinema with the great women of British film. Instead Lady Gag-gag said that she has made her way to the top by starting out licking the bottoms of some of England's music industry moguls.

Gag-gag went on to name the names of the bottoms she licked in addition to the shaftys and heads she's sucked in her sisyphean climb to the top:

"I sucked off sissies and studs and it was no matter to me 'cause I'd always known that one day the British guardians of culture would put my lips and mouth on Page One. Let's face it most of those blokes and cunts owe me good and plenty!"

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