Written by LON

Monday, 12 January 2009

HE MAY be microscopic in stature but Big Brother hot favourite Verne Troyer is making big noises in the Big Brother house.

Verne, measuring in at 2ft 8 inches tall, needs special assistance to make himself heard in the Diary Room.

He can't reach the button to open the Diary Room door so Channel 4 bosses have issued him with a state-of-the-art Vileda telescopic mop handle to make sure he can gain access.

Verne keeps his Vileda mop handle with him as he walks around the Big Bro house, just in case he needs it.

The mop handle - from the Vileda SuperMocio, has helped the mini-me actor reach the dizzy heights of bookies favourite to win the Celebrity Big Brother show.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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