The random acts of violence committed by British binge drinkers has been responded to by rehab, medication and rough treatment by bobbies who can't wait to get off duty anf tie one on. In the municipality of Bolton by Dreamstream there's a new sheriff in town and he's got a new theory about how to corral the critters who've been drunken brawlin'. Let them blow!
Bolton town constable Neil Ensuck believes that what the brawling British youth really are revealing by their vile acts of violence is a desire to blow:
" We'll start by givin the lads some soapy solution and wands as thety emerge from the pubs wasted. They blow to their giddy hearts' contentment. Stage two of the stratagem is to have their sucking and blowing lips engaged in a more grown up activity."
Sheriff Ensuck told thespoof.teabag that he knew plenty of stout hearted British men who would willingly volunteer as subjects in his sexperiment. One potential volunteer, Lovin D. Willie said that he would be bolting to Bolton at a moments notice and would drop down on his knees in gratitude for a chance be a role model in Ensuck's worthy project.
