At the annual International Anagram Awards held in a converted 40-foot container in the London Docklands, useless socialite Tara Palmer Tomkinson has swept up the Gold Award.
"I'm a plonker moans tart" was thought to be the best anagram of a name submitted to the panel of judges, which included Pulitzer Prize winners Jade Goody, Paris Hilton, Peter Stringfellow, Sugarbabes and 7-month old Harvey Wallbanger from East Cheam, who is the youngest ever person to be accepted onto a Social Degree Course at Harvard University.
A delighted Tara Palmer Tomkinson accepted the award, threatening to again "submit words wot she writ" on a regular basis to the Sunday Times 'Style' supplement.
Accepting her award, she was accompanied by her 'bestest' friends Imelda Dimwit, George Fnarfnar, Abigail R Sole, Reginald Fartzealot and Frederick Snetterton Borat, all of whom enjoyed food and drink prior to a headbanging session and being returned to their sanitorium.
