King Arthur returns to save Britain

Funny story written by Dr Will C U Now

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

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King Arthur in training for his comeback fight.

King Arthur of the Britons returned in a blaze of glory to lead the country out of the impending recession.

Having spent hundreds of years standing by he felt the time was right for his return.

"My first act will be to restore Camelot as the centre of operations then declare war with the French. I have already resurrected Merlin to be Chancellor as he has Alchemy down to a tea and is now able to make gold fom lead." Said the former King of England.

Prince Charles responded with "No he's bloody not. I've waited ages for my turn and I'm not about to let some ancient geezer ruin it for me"

Gordon Brown again insisted he was the best man for the job.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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