In response to recent accusations of plagiarism, Dr Raj Persaud has told the press that he has removed the copy and paste keys from his computer (Control, C and V).
Dr Persaud faxed the following statement to news agencies around the world, today:
'To whom it may oncern:
You are all a group of ile unts.
Signed,
Raj Persaud.'
The statement is the most recent written work of the former telly psychologist. Other notable works by him include The Bible and The Dictionary.
Dr Raj claims to have invented the word 'smug' and also the concept of schadenfraude.
