Disgraced celeb shrink Dr Raj Persaud has hit back at the GMC for suspending him for three months after it found he had plagiarised the work of other academics.
Dr Persaud said: "I pity the fools! I don't steal my material from anyone. Sucka!"
He went on: "Ask not what your psychiatrists can do for you. Ask what you can do for your psychiatrists."
Dr Persaud found fame on ITV's This Morning, presented by the nation's most hated couple, Richard and Judy.
He told the GMC he was under stress when writing his book From The Edge of The Couch and didn't realise he was copying and pasting entire passages from four research papers and changing a few words, like "it" and "are."
When asked what he will do next, Dr Persaud said: "I'm gonna get a couple of hard, pipe hittin' shrinks to go to work on the GMC here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch."
As for his future as a celebrity shrink, Dr Persaud paused, thinking long and hard about his response, and said "I'll be back."