London - (Sordid Mess): 'A blatant case of bribery' was Lord Justice Moses' verdict today about Tony Blair suborning the Serious Fraud Office probe of the state-run arms dealer BAe's dodgy dealings with Sordid Arabia's Prince Bandar.
In delivering the adjudication Lord Justice Moses and Mr Justice Sullivan said that like 99.9% of UK voters they are sick of the pathetic charade of the government sucking up to fundamentalist polygamist nutters masquerading as honest world statesmen.
"Bandar is the diplomatic face of Osama Bin Laden," Moses said in his adjudication.
"Throughout his highly dubious career as Sordid Arabian ambassador to the United States he was in at the deep end with the Bushes.
"And they in turn protected his chimera spawn by Yoko Ono -the tribute act known as Michael Jackson."
Outside the High Court this morning the former head of the SFO told reporters:
"We could have busted the whole fetid lot of them but the Russians planted a nuclear weapon under the Commons and told Blair they'd press the trigger if any of this Bandar stuff ever became pubic."
Gorgon Brown is 69.
