Massive Gas Find at Canary Wharf offices of the FSA

It has been reported that Callum McCarthy, the former energy regulator, has discovered an unlimited supply of energy at his new home the Financial Services Authority (FSA). The potential of this new source of energy comes at a time when our North Sea gas supplies are dwindling and comes not a moment too soon, the energy source is believed to be an unlimited supply of methane which can be extracted from the mountains of bullshit on the floors, in the filing cabinets and around the building itself. One industry insider, who wishes to remain nameless for fear of retribution, said 'They should also look at how many trees we could use to build sustainable houses for the homeless instead of wasting the wood producing an endless stream of bullshit'.