Queen Elizabeth II was today dropped into the infamous capital of Iraq with a crack team of army soldiers. The decision came after the Queen asked to go and 'help her boys in that hell-hole'.
Her Majesty was taken to an undisclosed location and kitted out with some state-of-the-art technology, such as perfume bottle grenades, a handbag sub-machine gun and a mini uzi. They were then packed into an RAF plane and flown to Iraq.
Her Majesty parachuted the 2,000 feet to the ground and then took on a swarm of Iraqi soldiers.
Queen Elizabeth is reported to be in high spirits following the battle. Many are calling her campaign a triumph that has all but ended the Iraq war.
