Clarence House - (Diabolical Mess): The Pretender to the Throne finally made it as a cameo role in the Portuguese press's dramatization of the Maddie McCann mystery today.
His London residence Clarence House has been named in the whodunnit puzzler as the recipient of an Iberian peninsula-sourced email blaming a disgruntled ex-employee of the Ocean Club resort in Praia da Luz.
UK press sources initially thought Charles might play a winning hand two weeks ago when former BBC reporter Clarence Mitchell was appointed as a spokesman by the missing girl's parents.
But hopes were quickly dashed as even the thickest UK tabloid hack finally twigged that there is a significant difference between Clarence House and Clarence Mitchell.
Meanwhile in London today unconfirmed reports have hinted broadly that Charles and Camilla might be persuaded to make a goodwill visit to the Leicestershire home of the McCanns this week "having missed out on previous photo-ops in the summer".
Prince William is 25.
