Written by Mongrel

Tuesday, 25 September 2007

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The McDonald clan?

News Knight Sir Trevor McDonald interviewed Celebrity Big Brother star Jade Goody yesterday, about her addiction to slimming pills.

Jade commented: "I've done so much damage to my body that I've had to give up making fitness videos. When I first came out of the Big Brother house, I weighed about 15 stone and was under a lot of pressure to lose weight. These pills made me lose half a stone in 3 months, but it just wasn't worth it. My whole metabolly was affected, and there were days when I couldn't even manage a large bottle of Diamond White

Sir Trevor, who is known for his strong anti fat white bastard views said: "It's been a rough year for Jade, but if she's a racist, then I'm descended from a tribe of Pigmies".

Urm...well, the jury's still out on that one Sir Trevor!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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