Early yesterday we had reports that Gremlins had been sighted near a town in Perthshire.
There has been great concern in regard to this as with all the rain we have been having if this thing was let outdoors we could have a real epidemic on our hands.
As you may be aware, the research into these animals shows that if you get them even slightly wet they multiply at a faster rate than copulating rabbits.
After speaking to Isla Pisstake today she confirmed that she managed to catch the animal when she found it sheltering in her shed: "It was so lucky that I found it in the shed and managed to shut the door behind me. It was absolutely heaving it down out there, raining cats and dogs you might say. It obviously knew the dangers of getting wet and is obviously very intelligent. Me and the family brought it indoors and it is currently quite relaxed singing a lovely song in the dogs basket in the kitchen."
Scientists have requested that she hand the animal over for research. The local animal rights concern have been informed and will be taking action to make sure that that does not happen.
