LONDON (Outside the Windmill) -- Sir Paul McCartney today told a mass media scrum that he had thrown all his bass guitars in the Thames. "Except one 12-string," Sir Paul said, "that I'm keeping to play Irish lullaby's in Belfast pubs on Saturday nights."
After writing songs and playing music every night for 60 years, Sir Paul is ready for a change of occupation. And -- he intends to move to Northern Ireland to become a beat bobby.
One of the worlds best known vegetarians also surprised with the revelation that he intends to eat Irish stew. "I like it," he said, "besides there's not much meat in an Irish stew. I funded every Indian curry house in London. Enough chick pea curry."
Every curry house.. "YES," Sir Paul said, "every single one."
Sir Paul's ego speaking. Maybe. But as he left the news scrum, he fired a parting shot, saying -- he believed in and always wanted to help the little people.