Written by Shinny

Sunday, 1 July 2007

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The foetus"chilling" with a homie

A 12 week old foetus, despite being in the confines of it's mothers womb, has sensationally been served with an ASBO this week.

The foetus, although not yet having a developed spine, and only just formed a blood circulatory system, has been the cause of great anguish and fear amongst the residents of a West Midlands street. Comberford Drive, in Wednesbury, has been systematically targeted by the 60 gram, eight centimetre foetus.

"It plays deafening music all hours, and swears at passers-by," said local resident Billy Heydon, "And tinkering with cars until the middle of the night."

The foetus has recently been cautioned for possession of Class C drugs, but in a bizarre loop-hole in the law, charges were dropped as the offence was carried out when the foetus was still in an embryonic state.

The mother of the unborn one child crime wave gave an emotional comment; "I feel sick all the time, I feel dizzy. I keep swearing at my husband and I'm all teary. The Doctor says this is my hormones, but I know better. The little s**t is making my life a misery."

A representative of West Bromwich Magistrates Court hand delivered the ASBO to the woman's vagina earlier today, but refused to give comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Baby, ASBO

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