A man from Milton Keynes has been arrested after driving a tractor into his local fish and chip shop 'The Crispy Cod'.
Trevor Goolie was outraged when his local take-away increased the price of a portion of chips by 5p.
"And they're even going to start charging for scraps, a free by-product of the fish-frying process" added the incensed Mr. Goolie.
Asked if his protest was in any way influenced by Chris Eubanks' similar protest outside Downing Street yesterday, Mr Goolie replied "Chris who?"
The owner of the Crispy Cod (Mr. Pete Chaff) was unavailable for comment, as he was too busy picking shards of glass out of his deep fat fryer (Mrs. Deirdre O'Neil).