House Of Lords: Democracy Bound!

Written by Pointer

Thursday, 8 March 2007

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Y.M.Espinoza sees the seeing of the burning bush as the diff 'tween Lordship and the lower level...

For the first time in British History the House of Lords will submit to true democratic elections! Lord Krishna arrington declared the reform fiasco: "Hierarchy is natural to the order of nature, There are the tiny, the medium and the large and ignoring that fact that size matters is utter egalitrian foolishness!"

Lord Jesus Christ Smithe made a similiar point: "Some of us come from heaven and some of us come from, well, let's just say -some where else. . . and a Parliament chosen by. . . ugh, voters, could never discern between our true origens!"

Yahweh Moises Espinoza could not help but concur with his fellow Lords: "Some of us have seen the burning bush and some of us have not. . . the commoners cannot tell the diff!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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