Star Wars Fan Victim Of Bungling Tattooist

Funny story written by Duff

Friday, 23 February 2007

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Tony's bungled tattoo

A Star Wars fan is fuming after his new tattoo went all Pete Tong in a Blackpool piercing and tattooing shop.

Tony Berk told us:

"We are up here on holiday and there were a few of the lads in the pub. It was pissing down all day as usual so we just stayed in the boozer. It was then that I told the boys about how I love Star Wars.

Next thing, they'd dared me to get a tattoo so I thought why not? So we all piled into Bogdan's Tattoo Emporium and I asked him to do "Obi" on the knuckles of one hand and "One" on the other"

But it all went terribly wrong for Tony and when he woke up the next day and looked at his fist he realised that Bogdan had gone and spelled the name incorrectly.

"I was raging and went round there to get something done about it but he told me there was no reversing the process," fumed Tony.

"I not understanding you innit?" was all he said.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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