John Reid Takes Action On Guns

Written by Ed Parnell

Friday, 23 February 2007

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John Reid, yesterday

John Reid has taken decisive action by going out with a high powered rifle and shooting anyone he thinks may have a gun on or about their person.

"I would not advise anyone to do this without the proper training. Killing people this quickly and effectively takes a certain sort of resolve" he said. Reid has also armed himself with knives and grenades for his venture of vigilantism into Britain's streets.

Reid, issuing his own proclamation said "Did I pass five new pieces of anti-civil rights legislation, or only four? In all this excitement, I forget. So you have to ask yourself this question; do you feel rather worried about the encroachment on your personal freedoms, punk?"

Reid's death count currently exceeds for hundred people, three of whom were sat at the Cabinet table.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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