Following the Grenfell tragedy, a new innovative tower block design has been approved unanimously by the Royal Institute of British Architects.
Award winning Architect, Tim Wittering explained, "there is no void in this building through which air can be trapped and travel upwards when heated. This makes this building an incredibly safe design."
When asked by our reporter how tenants of the building would get in without any stairs in the design, Tim replied, "any way they like."
Our reporter countered with another question, "So, lets say a 60 yr old managed to scale the building with her shopping and get in through her window and her oven catches fire, how is she supposed to get out?"
"We would expect the London Fire Service to get her out the same as last time, " answered Tim.
