Written by SpoofyDoofy

Sunday, 29 March 2015

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Catering vans NOT meeting the required standard, will be BLOWN away!!

Back In Gear HQ, London: Jeremy Clarkson BACK to present live shows to avoid paying out £10million in refunds to angry fans. Jeremy Clarkson will front the 'Back in Gear' Live World Tour, with Richard Hammond and James May, which is set to make more than £10 million.

Liaison in a row over no hot food, was the last straw that involved a 'bust up' for the tired old BBC Show called Top Gear. There wasn't a hot meal in a "luxury hotel", a problem which should have been sorted before it became an World Wide issue! Bearing in mind that the BBC used to make a reported £50 million per year out of the series, hot food was abolished on the new series, to safe the BBC money!!

In the new shows, BACK IN GEAR, will be mandated to feature HOT Take Away food vans, that provide piping hot food to Jeremy Clarkson special dietary needs, during ALL filming sessions.

In the first episode, there will be Fish and Chip vans!

In the second episode, there will be hot dog/burger vans.

In the third episode, there will be pie pasties and mash vans.

In the fourth episode, there will be jacket potatoes catering vans.

In the fifth episode, there will be hog roast catering vans.

In the sixth episode, there will be kebab catering vans.

In the seventh episode, there will be rotisserie catering vans.

In the eighth episode, there will be Mexican food catering vans.

In the ninth episode, there will be Chinese food catering vans.

In the tenth and last episode of the series, there will hot carvery catering vans.

Clearly BACK IN GEAR will allow the usual mayhem of cars and motoring topics, before some catering vans are blown up for public health reasons!!

Alternatively, The Stig will drive the vans off a cliff!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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