Son sits in vest

Funny story written by Joe Leff

Tuesday, 17 December 2013

A 4-year-old boy was so fascinated when he saw the sun set in the west, whilst getting ready for bed, he just sat by the window only in his vest.

"My young son was there for nearly half-an-hour," said his mother, Mrs Idoo Nottchest. "He was just sitting in his vest, watching the sun setting in the west."

Apparently, this sort of thing seems to run in the family. The boy's father likes to sit in the garden, picking his nose whilst watching a bird pecking his rose.
"And even our cat does it, too," added Mrs Nottchest. "He likes looking at my telly, lying on my lap, licking at my belly."

Some neighbours have also seen the older son scratching his bum, whilst watching the sun.

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The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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