Troll Attack Blunted

Written by Backandtotheleft

Friday, 20 September 2013

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"FAG!!!! LOLZ!!!!"

The Sun's "Target A Troll" campaign came under fire last night as thousands of internet "Trolls" became targets for horrendous amounts of abuse. Back and to the Left news has discovered that 4 in 5 "Trolls" are now victims of "Trolling" themselves. This means if Back and to the Lefts news's math's is correct 157% of the internet is populated by Trolls or by people who have become Trolls to fight back against the Trolls, or people who have been forced to turn to the Troll way of life to avoid becoming victims of Trolling themselves.

As the epidemic of abuse continues like a set of Troll like dominos each one knocking into another until none are left in a state of "untrolledness". The internet is in a state of frenzy not seen since rumor got out there were pictures of Margret Thatcher's "Iron Lady" on there.

A spokesman for The Sun clarified why they had started the "Target A Troll" campaign.

"It's simple. People have become that obsessed with the internet they forget that it's not real. It's not a real person calling you nasty names on Habo Hotel it's the mask of someone. The mask is designed like a asshole but it is still a mask. 90% of the people who make the comments wouldn't even blare their car horn if they were cut up. Stick em behind a keyboard though and they become the cunts of the world!"

Back and to the Left news in a (poor) attempt to track down the original Troll discovered he was a 47 year old balding virgin from China called Wang. We know how vampires work and guess Trolls do the same. Kill the sire and the rest will fall.

Note: Back and to the Left news was stopped at Heathrow airport trying to board a flight to Beijing carrying an assortment of weapons.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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