Written by dutch

Wednesday, 27 March 2013

image for Muppet David Milliband To Join International Rescue
David Milliband Resigns From Labour Party

Thunderbird puppet David Milliband is to go to work for International Rescue in New York. The marionette will now be dancing to the tune of Hillary Clinton to help her get reelected in 2016. The 'buzz-cut' banana wielding Blairite is getting tired of constantly being in his brothers shadow and not being able to be the big cheese of the socialist Marxist Labour party.

The brothers with their terrible pudding basin mullet hairstyles certainly could both do with being 'styled' and given new a new Bill Clinton bouffant and sharp bespoke suits and brogues.

David Milliband is the best leader that Labour never had and the greatest loss to the party since the death of John Smith. When Blair was leader David Milliband was his 'teddy bear' and he has been accused of being compliant with 'rendition' and torture of the military prisoners.

David Millibands departure is not really a surprise to anyone; you know that things have gotten so bad in the UK when even the Poles and the millipedes are deserting the sinking ship.

Cynics are saying that the socialist union dominated Labour party wanted David Milliband out of the way because he was dividing the loyalties of the back-benchers who wanted to mount a leadership coup of 'the Good Ship Labour Lollipop'.

A life of ease and luxury awaits David Milliband who has sold out to the dark side and will now be a puppet of the New World Order elite. However, some sceptics have claimed that the real David Milliband will be killed once he has been cloned by the illuminati. It won't be long before the marionette will actually be made out of plastic and will be operated by the puppet master Hillary Clinton the White Witch of the East.

Ed Milliband has paid tribute to his brother and spoken about him in glowing terms. However Mummy Milliband is comparing David to Joseph who was sold into slavery be his brothers.

BoJo Boris Johnson has been whining that the news headlines are 'no longer about him' and has said it is a good "wheeze" going to work for International Rescue and being paid for it; he has even whinged that he is sorry he didn't think of it first as a good "jape" to get him out of the proverbial creek without a paddle sorry 'zip wire'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: David Miliband

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