Is Neil Young Hanging On A Limb?

Funny story written by Backandtotheleft

Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Music legend and current Emperor of Wyoming Neil Young has brought out a new music system to rival the iPod. His Pono system will have a better sound quality than its rivals, all the better to keep you rocking in the free world.

Neil said:

"It's perfect if you're a bit of a loner like me. We've entered a computer age and tonight's the night we start to get better music. I'm only speaking out at the "Man" whose now got the world on a string and try's to get us to dance to his borrowed tune. This system is for lovers of great sounding music whether you're out on the weekend or even on Broadway. "

When asked if developing the product might fly in the face of his previous politics, considering the system could well be made in sweat shops, he replied:

"The world is a giant field of opportunity and there comes a time when you catch the seeds of inspiration that were flying on the four strong winds. I just want to give my fans a piece of my mind and they can give me a piece of their money."

Some people might call this a hippie dream but Back and to the Left news can see the merits of the system. There are a lot of computer cowboys out there who have taken the consumer for a ride so it's nice to see someone who cares for the little people, developing software. But remember Neil if it doesn't take off don't let it bring you down because remember only love can break your heart.

When asked where he developed the system he hesitated and eventually said:
"Down by the river."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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