Written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 2 June 2012

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We Are Not Amused By This Load Of Old Bollocks

Editorial staff at online satirical website The Spoof are reportedly bracing themselves as they prepare to face a tidal wave of submissions this Jubilee weekend - about Pippa Middleton's bottom.

"We always get this sort of thing," one grumbled. "After the Royal Wedding last year, we were inundated with submissions referring to Pippa Middleton's pert buttocks, and it went on for months. I'm not even sure that Pippa is involved in the Jubilee celebrations, at least not in an official capacity, but you can bet your bottom dollar that some 'literary genius' will find a way of revisiting the halcyon days of Pippa's rear."

Indeed, a quick glance through the Spoof archive appears to suggest that the site's contributors appear to be totally obsessed with celebrity female body parts, faecal matter, homosexuality, sexual fantasies, birth certificates, militaria and flying saucers.

But is that really the case?

"Erm...probably, yes," one writer confessed. "But it's all done in fun. Besides, it guarantees loads of points, so who cares?"

"I can't wait to get cracking!" another enthused. "Any big Royal occasion is a guaranteed points bonanza. I'm currently working on one about a naked Pippa Middleton and an equally naked Prince Harry being caught at it in a Clarence House wardrobe by the ghost of the late Princess Diana. It will all be done in the best possible taste - with Princess Di's ghost clad in stockings and suspenders and a basque."

"Oh God!" groaned one of the site's approvals team. "Not again!"

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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