Written by j.w.

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Richard Dawkins, famous atheist, known for his work on Darwin's theory of evolution has upset the Bishops by suggesting only about a half of British citizen say they are Christians and of those most don't believe most of it anyway and only go to Church for marriages and funerals.

Bishop Cloudy claimed Dawkins did not appreciate that religion evolved and that according to Darwinian calculations it would be recognised that the Dawkins phenomena would become extinct.

Meanwhile the Government has sent a Minister to the Pope to ask him what to do about Dawkins. 'He's winning the argument' declared Bishop Cloudy 'he is far too clever for us and doesn't shout and lose his temper. He seems quite a nice person which just should not be the case as he is such a lost soul.'

The Government is preparing prayers which will become obligatory before anyone can comment on the question of God; this should enable the system to stop the destruction of 'the age of Sodom'.

The Sod em ites, known as Millwall fans, are outraged and have blamed West Ham for undermining religion.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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