Written by Sandy Limestone

Thursday, 19 January 2012

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TV Chef Antony Worrall Thompson a star chef on Ready Steady Cook, former I'm a Celebrity get me out of Here contestant and Tesco shoplifter has been trying to get to the bottom of his shoplifting spree.

He has said that he will do all in his power to bring those responsible for his shoplifting spree to justice. The TV chef has allegedly hired a private investigator to catch the guilty culprit or culprits.

It is rumoured that his list of suspects are old school friends, kitchen porters, waiters, his previous restaurant managers, an ungrateful customer who complained about food poisoning and Gino D'Acampo.

Another theory he has as to why he went shoplifting is dyslexia. He says he has been confused on many occasions with shirt-lifting and shoplifting, and thought he could get some sense of relief through shoplifting.

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