M&S staff obviously enjoy a bit of S&M too according to their naked calendar!

Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 12 January 2012

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M&S female staff ( for our American and international readers; M&S is Marks & Spencers) who have posed naked for a calendar have certainly proven that they are also quite fond of a bit of S&M (for our American and international readers; S&M is Sado Masochism, but I guess you already knew that!).

Buxom, ageing babes dressed in naughty knickers, daring frilly underwear and flaunting their huge hanging boobs have proven that you don't have to have a figure like Cindy Crawford (who?) to be popular with the men.

Some even dared to have their naked bums and varicose vein legs on the photos too; raunchy, daring and pretty horny according to the punters who have bought the calendar and it sold out within seconds.

M&S female staff also admitted to being a little bit naughty and admitted to enjoying a bit of S&M especially the ones photographed with black studded, leather neck pieces and whips (not miracle whips) in their hands (and bananas).

Their hubbies and partners didn't mind them posing in this rather erotic manner and some of the money raised is going to a good cause; to promote the rights of the English dominatrix who still have to sell their S&M services behind the curtains, good on you M&S ladies, nod, nod, whip, whip!

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