England's Queen is spaced

Funny story written by Premier wig

Saturday, 12 November 2011

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Buckingham Palace had a visitor that not even the security services could keep out. A UFO landed its spaceship on the top of the Palace but wasn't picked up on radar. The Queen and her husband Prince Phillip were giving the Royal corgis there last walk of the evening when suddenly they had a visitor.

"Her Majesty took in in her stride. At first she thought it was a hidden camera show and was waiting for someone to tell her it was a joke. Then out came a figure described as 'A walking blue jelly'. Her Majesty did mention it was nice of an alien to adopt a royal blue colour for there visit. His Highness Prince Phillip was less impressed as he looked through the diary saying the visit wasn't planned and so left her Majesty so he could have his gin I mean coco before retiring for the evening," A lady in waiting told us.

When asked what was talked about she answered, "Her Majesty offered the alien a cup of earl gray tea which was declined but they did have a cola. They talked about travel and her Majesty was disappointed to found out the alien had seen more of the universe than her!" At which point the lady in waiting phone went off with the theme tune to E.T and the press conference was over.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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