Written by Katarina Frogpond2

Monday, 26 September 2011

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I think that's a crocodile.

A crocodile has been ejected from a flight to Egypt. The Crocodile said he was just trying to go on holiday when he was picked up by the tail and thrown out of a window.

He then tried to go on holiday on a boat but the captain of the ship threw him in the water. He then tried to swim to Libya but he was picked up by Immigration Police.

Eventually, he decided that if he couldn't go on holiday by public transport, and wasn't allowed to swim to Egypt in the Sea, then he was going to go by post.

So he bought himself a great big box, jumped inside it with 10 of his relatives, and then he got a passerby to put the correct stamps on and off he went.

He arrived in Egypt just in time to catch a few fish for tea and to buy a post card to send home to all his friends at the zoo.

By Katarina Frogpond

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Airlines, Crocodiles

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