Written by UWGB-Beek

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Mike Singletary isn't desperate to save his job, but he is desperate to relive his glory years with Mike Ditka, so he hired Ditka to do his press conferences and inspire the 49ers' players.

"I really think we need someone like Ditka to talk to the media, and maybe give players hope that we can win. Ditka is a winner, except for when he coached the Saints, but you really can't blame him for that. He made one bad trade for a pot smoker." Singletary said through a press release.

The 49ers need help, considering the expectations were very high for the team. They have lost the first five games of the season, and need someone like Ditka to fire them up, because it is obvious that the crazy eyes from Singletary isn't only scaring his team and not inspiring his team.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: 49ers




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