Johannesburg, South Africa. In a desparate bid to improve their World Cup chances, the Serbian football team have employed the use of Afican witch doctors to curse all their coming opponents at this years world football tournament.
Mandiwuy Attibu, a Zulu witch doctor who used to be a "roadie" for Bob Geldof, has been asked to cast evil intended spells on Serbia's opponents in the vain hope that Serbia can qualify for the latter rounds of the World Cup.
Attibu said that he would secretly visit the hotels where the other teams stayed and place chicken heads on their doormats, in the Zulu witchdoctor tradition.
Serbian manager, Miroslav Vlacic, a former circus clown, said that what ever damage you could inflict on your opponent off the field was just as important as the damage done on. He then laughed and poppped on his clown wig for good measure.
NB Serbia's third match opponent, Australia, have suffered a severe setback when the team bus rolled on its side and many of the Australians were injured.
