Portsmouth - (Offside Rule): A police raid on the Whorton Heath massage parlor has revealed a gay extension at the rear of the premises
It is believed to cater to growing local demand for specialist commercial services. These are normally only available in the UK many miles away 35 Acacia Avenue, Pratts Bottom, Wilts.
Portsmouth residents claim Grant, 69, has been seen in the brothel's vicinity "which he may have entered through the back door."
Local cleaning lady Mrs Doris Hernia blames an influx of foreign rough trade for the recent spate of premiership managerial sightings:
"This is pricing indigenous scrubbers out of the market. Anyone got a fag?"
Portsmouth manager Grant has rubbished stories about being a patron of the Thai cathouse.
"Well he would, wouldn't he?" Mrs Hernia added, very Mandy Rice Davis-ly.
